You wonder where Naquadah would fall on the periodic table.

You name your pets after characters from the show.

When you begin to snap your fingers asking for stuff to your parents, relatives and workmates.

You name you car Puddle Jumper 1.

You have SG-1 screensavers and wallpaper on your cell phone.

When you start giggeling whenever someone says "Indeed" as a response.

When you start naming RPG Characters after the casts characters.

When you want to learn Stick fighting. Cuz Teyla can

You accidently call your girlfriend "Carter" while in bed.

When you can rattle off the script of every stargate atlantis episode-and the deleted scenes

Your convinced your cat is a Goa'uld because it's eyes glow.

You check your teachers neck for an entry wound.

You and your friends can actually integrate various SG-1 Quotes into everyday conversation and still make it sound normal.

You refer to snakes as junior.

You insist in having an apostrophe in your name.

You pretend that a subspace bubble has cut you off from the rest of the world, and therefore you can't possibly go to work.

You know more about the characters history than you do about their real lives.

You replace your touch tone phone with an old rotary phone and loudly inform every one when each 'chevron' has locked.

When you hear someone say "can we have pie?!" you automatically turn to them and shout "No Urgo we cannot have pie!!!".

When people talk about the "little green men," you say, "They're called Asgard. And they're GREY, not GREEN.".