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[OŽNeill walks into the gate control room and hands General Hammond a piece of paper]
OŽNeill: "Here you go George."
General Hammond: "WhatŽs this?"
OŽNeill: "My resignation."
Carter: "Sir...?"
General Hammond: "Wha-.."
[OŽNeill takes Carter and kisses her.] |
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OŽNeill (is playing golf in the gate room and hits the ball through the gate): How far is this planet?"
TealcŽ: "Several billion miles."
OŽNeill: "ThatŽs gotta be a record." |
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| Neill: "Life is to short to f**k around." |
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HerŽak: "No matter what you have endured, you have never experienced
the likes of what Anubis is capable of."
OŽNeill (exasperated): "You ended that sentence with a preposition!
Bastard." |
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[Episode "1969"
OŽNeill is being interogated.]
Guy: "So whats your name sir?"
OŽNeill: "Captain James T. Cerk of the starship enterprize."
Guy: "Your tags say otherwise..."
OŽNeill: "Their lieing!"
Guy: "Mr. Cerk either you cooperate, or I hand you over to the CIA!"
OŽNeill: "CIA huh? Well then iŽll be perfectly honest with you Bob- can I call you Bob?- Im Not called Cerk.
My real name is Skywalker- Luke Skywalker!" |
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McKay: "We need two zeed pee me to power the gate."
OŽNeill: "Huh?"
Daniel: "Zed pee em, he is canadian." OŽNeill (to McKay): "Sorry." |
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Comander Rigar: "Let us talk about your friend in the wood."
OŽNeill: "I have no friends... in the woods or otherwise." |
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| OŽNeill: "TealŽc, look scary and take lead." |
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| Jack OŽNeill (to a nurse with a needle): "Listen, really jam it in this time, okay!" |
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| OŽNeill: "If you tell me itŽs classified.....IŽm gona shoot ya." |
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SG-1 is about to embark on a dangerous mission.
Qvasir says a long speech on bravery and valor, and then
Qvasir: "Well, good luck."
(He transports away.)
OŽNeill: "I miss Thor." |
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(Episode 3x21)
Nick Ballard: "Now we wait for the giant aliens."
OŽNeill: "That just has a nice ring to it." |
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| Jack OŽNeill to Janet Fraiser: "I ask you, what could be possibly be in my eye that would explain all this?" |
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| Jack: "Ohhh GoŽauld tv!" |
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Daniel: "Okay, maybe we should wait awhile. I mean, she [Reese] did seem pretty upset.
OŽNeill: "For a machine." |
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Loki: "No, no, no, this is all wrong!"
OŽNeill: "Hey! IŽll tell you whatŽs wrong, I just woke up, havenŽt had coffee, let alone a pee in seven days! And I find out you stole my ass and made a, mini me! Carter, I should be irked, currently, yes?"
Carter: "Yes I...I would be." |
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Jackson: "We think this Asgard kidnapped you and replaced you with a clone."
OŽNeill: "How long have I been asleep?"
Carter: "Seven days."
OŽNeill (proudly): "Thats a record!" |
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SG entering a village and approaching a group of villagers. One villager looks at TealŽc:
Villager: "HeŽs a Jaffa!"
Colonel OŽNeill: "No... But he plays one on TV!" |
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| Colonel Jack OŽNeill: "YŽknow, I can be as diplomatic and open-minded as anyone." |
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OŽNeill is in an isolation room because the people at the SGC donŽt think he is really OŽNeill.
OŽNeill: "Come on, General, get me out of here."
OŽNeill: "Let me put it nicely. Get me the HELL out of here!!!!" |
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