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| O´Neill: "Sounds more like a plan "F" isn´t it?! As in, we are totally-" |
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[Teal´c is in a virtual SGC using the same chairs as they found on the planet with the ´gamekeeper´. Teal´c keeps on failing the virtual mission and his biosigns are degrading rapidly. A doctor injects something straight into his heart with a long needled syringe to keep his vital functions going.]
General O´Neill (aghast): "I don´t want to see that again!" |
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| O´Neill: "Furling. Sounds cute and fuzzy to me." |
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[Maybourne and O´Neill enter one of Maybourne´s safehouses. Jack looks around the empty room, then back at Maybourne.]
O´Neill: "Have ya heard of IKEA?" |
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[SG-1 and Martouf/Lantash prepare to go to Netu to rescue Jacob Carter/Selmak.]
Martouf: "Shall we depart?"
O´Neill: "By all means. To hell with us." |
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O´Neill: "She made a pass at me."
Daniel: "Who, Sam?"
O´Neill: "Anise... Freya... one of them... the host half..."
Daniel: "Thats odd."
O´Neill: "Tell me about it... the snake likes you, though."
[Pause of silence]
Daniel: "Yep, these are the Jack O´Neill moments I´ll always miss the most." |
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[Gate activates]
Walter: "Receiving Bra´tac´s IDC."
General Hammond: "Open the Iris."
[Iris opens and a Jaffa woman walks through, clearly not Bra´tac]
O´Neill: "Bra´tac! You´ve... done something with your hair..." |
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O´Neill: "Why didn´t Daniel tell us this?"
Daniel (who is invisible/out of phase): "Oh, yes, by the way he´s insane." [raises hand] |
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[SG-1 has discovered a possible miracle drug but realize that due to their top secret status they will never get the recognition for it.]
O´Neill: "Well, thee goes that Oprah interview."
Teal´c: "What is an Oprah?" |
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| O´Neill to Daniel: "You of all people should know that I don´t trust people even if I know what there talking about." |
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O´Neill: "I´m not gonna let you die."
Tyler: "Yes Sir, uh, thank you sir."
O´Neill: "It´s not cos I like you all that much..."
Tyler: "Sir?"
O´Neill: "It´s just I can imagine the paperwork if you die, it´ll come up to here *gestures up above his head whilst standing up*." |
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[O´Neill is on a stolen Ha´tak in an unknown galaxy in which they survived the blast wave of Apophis´ flagship, not mothership, that blew up]
O´Neill: "I distinctly remember somebody saying ´we´re not going to mak it.´ I think we made it."
Jacob Carter: "Well at the time it looked as if we weren´t going to make it."
O´Neill: "Well then next time you´ll just wait and see."
Jacob Carter: "And blow the last chance I may ever have to be right?"
O´Neill: "What!"
Sam Carter: "Welcome to my life."
O´Neill: "What!" |
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Hammond: "...but can it be done?"
[Carter starts a scientific ranting}
O´Neill interupts her: "Ah-! Yes, sir, it can be done!" |
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| Jack to Daniel: "Space Monkey." |
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General Hammond: "Colonel, the United States is not in the business of interfering in other people´s affairs."
O´Neill: "Since when, sir?" |
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O´Neill (is talking about a problem): "Well, I guess we´ll just cross that bridge when we come to it."
Brat´ac: "No, the bridge is too well guarded." |
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[Episode: The Other Guys,
SG-1 is captured during a routine survey mission and taken aboard a Goa´uld Ha´tak ship. Felger and Coombs sneak aboard the ship disobeying a direct order to return to the SGC. The two make their way to SG-1´s cell through the crawlways and open a grate. SG-1 wonders what these two are doing there.]
Felger: "SG-1! We´re here for the rescue."
O´Neill: "We´re on a mission. You nit!" |
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O´Neill (to Daniel): "Well I think you might be losing what´s left of your mind...."
Daniel: "What´s that supposed to mean?"
O´Neill: "It means that on a good day, you can be a little flaky."
Daniel: "And on a good day, you can be a little ignorant and condescending." |
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| SG brought a virus that turn half of the base to half monkey level and they were "cursed" as inhabitants of planet said. And when they find a cure they gave it to O´Neill which was locked in cell. When O´Neill was cured he shout: "Dr.Fraiser, Teal´c It´s me again, get me out of here!" and when Teal´c open a small window on door and look at O´Neill , the O´Neill said "Lucy, I´m home!" and Teal´c said seriously "I´m not Lucy" and then O´Neill said" Yes I know, let me out I´m ok" and Teal´c "I´m not sure in that, you called me Lucy." |
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